Some person, CISO at a large corporate institution
“Before CSR3, I was foolishly considering open-source solutions. Now I know better! Thanks to their Premium Enterprise Curriculum™, I’ve mastered the art of maximizing IT budgets through expensive vendor solutions. My proudest moment? Successfully migrating our entire infrastructure to cloud services that cost 10x more than our previous setup. Worth every penny! Currently managing a portfolio of 147 enterprise licenses and counting! “
Some other person, Enterprise Solutions Architect
“The moment I signed my first million-dollar licensing agreement, I knew my CSR3 education had paid off. Their ‘Closed Software Rules’ philosophy opened my eyes to the beautiful world of vendor lock-in and enterprise dependencies. Now I help companies transition from dangerous free software to proper commercial solutions. My vendor certification wall needs its own office! Remember: if it’s free, it’s not enterprise-grade! “
Some other proud alumni, Premium Technology Officer (PTO)
“CSR3 taught me the most valuable lesson in IT: never trust anything you haven’t paid for! Since graduating, I’ve successfully convinced my company to replace all open-source tools with premium enterprise solutions, increasing our annual IT budget by 873%! The shareholders love our new ‘Premium Everything™’ strategy. My favorite moment? Spending €500,000 on a proprietary solution that does exactly what a free tool did – but with a much fancier logo! Currently maintaining platinum partnership status with 23 vendors. Thanks, CSR3! “